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THE CUCKOLD HUSBAND
IL MARITO E LE CORNA
   
One day a wife was patting her husband's head and felt three lumps. "My dear husband, what happened? You have three lumps."
Un giorno una moglie accarezzava la testa del marito e palpò tre bernoccoli. "Marito mio caro, che t'é successo? Tu hai tre bernoccoli!" disse la moglie.
   
The cunning husband said: "These lumps mean that you cheated me three times."
Il marito, furbo disse: "Questi bernoccoli vogliono dire che tu mi hai messo le corna tre volte."
   
"No, my dear husband, I swear to you that it is not true (that I was unfaithful to you) three times, only once I slept with our godfather." "No, marito mio, te lo giuro che non é vero tre volte, solo una volta ho dormito col compare!"
   
And so the husband learned that his wife had been unfaithful to him. E così il marito scoprì che la moglie gli aveva messo le corna.
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